You might be a four wheeler if-
 
10 -you think SPAM Shish-ka-bobs on a phillips screw driver taste good.
 9 -you have ever had 2 wheels off the ground and said "We're in good shape."
 8 -you have ever "nuked" a microwave burrito on an intke manifold.
 7 -you favorite cologne is "Eau de Unleaded" (91 octane).
 6 -you have ever heard a counselor say "no I dont think 38" Boggers will
    work well under your wifes Ford Fiesta."
 5 -you like mud cause "its high in minerals."
 4 -every dent you put in your vehicle pops 2 dents out.
 3 -you have to get the wheel barrow to clean your drive way off after you
    wash your vehicle.
 2 -you think "protection from the elements" (i.e. a top) is for wussies.
 
And the #1 sign you might be a Four Wheeler is:

 1 - you have driven a vehicle for 10 hours straight
     ...and never exceeded 3 mph.

 by - Danny Ling

(thank you Danny, whoever and wherever you are... :-)  recieved from Paul)