Billy Bob Joe McWheeler and Biff Buford were tooling along down the Interstate in Billy Bob Joe's lifted 66 Wagoneer. Billy Bob Joe decided to turn on some auxillary lights... all of them... And that's when it happened... everything went dark and all they could see and smell was smoke... Billy Bob Joe wrestled the Full Size Jeep to the shoulder and both of the beef brothers rolled out and headed for the hood. Biff, the lightweight one of the pair at only 275 pounds made it there first. He popped the hood and toxic smoke wafted up and slapped him upside the inside of his nostrils. He reeled back coughing and hacking like he'd just taken his first cigarette. Billy Bob Joe came up a bit slower, being about 325 pounds he was a few seconds behind Biff, which allowed the smoke to clear so he could see what he saw. And what he saw was a glowing melted line of burnt plastic and the remnants of copper running from the top of his battery across the fender and into the opening on the firewall. The top of the battery had nearly melted through, lucky for him the wire melted away before the battery case did. Billy Bob Joe could also see the remnants of what was once the wire between the alternator and the battery. The only reason the fire only lasted a few seconds was because he had replaced the fusible link with some speaker wire just a few days ago... The last time he tried the lights. Billy Bob Joe looked at Biff and made some disparaging remarks about how they didn't make wire like they used. Biff looked at him and said,"My dear comrade. How could you have possibly overlooked the fact that you have significantly overloaded your electrical system. Why just look at that poor little 35 amp alterntor. The only thing that saved it from total destruction was your use of 24 gauge speaker wire. Why didn't you use a real fuse? Why didn't you upgrade your alternator to accomodate those 8 - 130 Watt Driving lights that you just tried to turn on! Do you realize that you tried to extract about 87 amps from a 34 year old 35 amp alternator?" Billy Bob Joe just stood there with one of those looks that makes for a great gag greeting card. When he found some words he opened his mouth and the following words fell out, "Well, I guess I shoulda bought that Heavy Duty Alternator at the junk yard last week." Biff rolled his eyes and said, "Billy Bob, that was a 40 Amp alternator. Not exactly what I meant by an upgrade. You should consider having that electrical shop in town rebuild your alternator to produce about 105 Amps. Will only cost you about $100 if they do it. Or you can buy the kit in one of those mail order catalogs you keep behind the throne in your mobile home for about $36.95, plus shipping, of course. But, that isn't gonna solve your fundamental problem. You need to learn a few things about wiring."
Biff continued, "The best place to start a discussion about wiring is with Ohm's Law. It is possible that scientists and engineers find the concepts of electricity so easy that think anyone could figure it out. So I have a theory that they purposely set out to complicate things by describing it with mathematics and odd terms. I think they do this to protect their jobs and make themselves look real smart. You know what I mean Billy Bob, kind of like that kid sister of yours that teaches Physics at the U. (Biff wondered how the same family could produce both Dr. Sally and Billy Bob from the same gene pool.) Anyway, I refer to this phenomenon as "pseudo-intellectualizing". Large words, complex diagrams and formulas are used to hide behind. However, I've found that once you get into the subject you find that the language of mathematics is useful to describe what is happening. That doesn't explain the odd terms... at least not until you study the history of how things came about. That, of course, is not a subject we'll be able to pursue, mainly because we're standing by the side of the road, in the dark and your Wagoneer ain't going anywhere until we get the electrons back on the job. But, since we're gonna be standing here for a while waiting for someone to stop and give us a jump, we've got some time to look at the wiring situation. So, at the risk of looking smart, and since you know me I know you won't so falsely accuse me." Billy Bob looks at Biff with one of those grins that explains all that's going on between those two crusty ears... Biff looks up and says, "Don't say nuthin' Billy Bob... just nod your head, ok?" Biff grins back at Billy Bob and continues to explain, "I'll attempt to describe the basics in such a way that you too will be able to appear smart to your dog and kids, and maybe even your kid sister... well... that might be stretching it a bit... Ok, so the basics go something like this, Ohm's Law is probably the most useful way to explain what happens when you connect a power source to a load. Basically there are three elements of a basic circuit.Using some high brow mathematical type terms, let's refer to the same three elements:
- Voltage (the power source, aka, the battery),
- Current (the "juice flowing through the wires"),
- and the Load (the resistance to the juice, e.g. a light bulb).
Without going into a lot of detail, let's identify some very simple arrangements of the mathematical relationship and then provide a few simple examples to follow. There is a relationship associated with the elements. The following formulas define those relationships:
- E - for electromotive force. E is measured in VOLTS
- I - for current. I is measured in Amperes, or AMPS
- R - for resistance. R is measured in Ohms.
In the first equation we see that VOLTAGE is equal to CURRENT times the RESISTANCE. Ok, so what the heck does that mean? Simply that if you apply 12 volts to a circuit that has a specific resistance it'll allow only so much current flow. That current flow multiplied times the value of the resistance will equal the total voltage applied. In the second equation we see that CURRENT is equal to VOLTAGE divided by the RESISTANCE. That's just another way of saying what we just said, right? If you apply 12 volts to a circuit you will restrict the current by that resistance. The formula tells you by how much. In the third equation we see that RESISTANCE is equal to the VOLTAGE divided by the CURRENT. In all three equations there is a relationship among the elements. Let's show a simple example: E = 12 Volts I = ?? R = 100 Ohms Biff takes a breath and looks up at Billy Bob, who appears to be following the discussion. So Biff asks, "What would our current be? We have two of the three elements. Ok, we could do the math and find it... but some of us have trouble transposing even the simplest mathematic formulas. The formula we need solves for I, so we should use I=E/R, therefore I=12/100 or 0.12 AMPS. This may also be refered to as 120 milliamps In the grand scheme of things that isn't a lot of current. It's a whole lot less than what you let out of your rig tonight... Anyway, what we need is a simple tool to show us the correct formula we need to solve for the missing element. Anyone with any training in electronics or electricity, or has used something called a "magic circle", maybe even your kid sister." Biff draws a circle in the soft sand on the side of the shoulder... the light of the street light near the off ramp lights it up nicely.
- E = I * R
- I = E / R
- R = E / I
Biff continues, "So know we can quickly "see" the formula we need by covering the missing element. Because we were looking for I, or the current, we simply cover the "I" and we can see that we need to divide E by R to find I. Simple. Ok, so with that out of the way, let's progress a bit more in our understanding of electricity. We saw that we had 0.12 Amps flowing in a circuit with 100 Ohms of resistance when 12 Volts was applied. What does this mean anyway? What's voltage and what's current and what's resistance???" Billy Bob Joe is nodding his head in agreement. Biff notices that he's following along and is even interested. Biff continues, "Ok, simply put, VOLTAGE is a POTENTIAL. It's a stored up charge if you will. It's energy just sitting there. It's a bunch of electrons sitting on one side of the battery trying to get to the other side of the battery. Why? Because one side of the battery will have an EXCESS of ELECTRONS, the other an ABSENCE. Electrons have a NEGATIVE charge. The holes, or absence of electrons represents a POSITIVE charge. Current flows from NEGATIVE to POSITIVE. Before you get all excited, you need to understand that this is the view of the electrons. If you were to look at the holes and watch them "flow", you'd say exactly the opposite, that electricity flows from positive to negative. Well, you'd also be right. It's a matter of perspective. ELECTRON flow dominates much of electronics. However, following the holes helps one understand semiconductors. So, not wanting to get into a prolonged discussion on atomic theory, I'm gonna say that an excess of ELECTRONS represents a NEGATIVE CHARGE, and an absence of electrons, or an excess of PROTONS represents a POSITIVE charge. A battery has two terminals. One POSITIVE, the other NEGATIVE. Are ya still with me Billy Bob?" Billy Bob looks at the battery and nods. Biff realizes he still has Billy Bob's attention and continues, "Basic physics states that things seek to equalize. So the electrons want to fill the holes. But they can't. There is something in their way. A "dielectric" if you will. Some insulation or barrier. They need a path, a conductor in order to equalize the charge and seek their balance in nature. We don't want them to seek their balance, otherwise you'll end up on the side of the road listening to someone explain basic electricity... Anyway, when you place a conductor across those terminals you have a rush of electrons seeking to fill the holes, but they meet opposition, RESISTANCE if you will. The resistance restricts the CURRENT FLOW. In our case when you flipped the switch on those driving lights the resistance couldn't handle the current and burned up." The "magic circle"
(sidebar)a quick note on SAFETY
When dealing with large supplies of electrons you want to make sure that YOU are not the resistance to those electrons! Direct Current, mostly used in automotive circuits, will not typically harm you in a serious way. Alternating current, as found in your home and in your alternator, will do bad things to your body. The greatest danger is associated with your cardio-respiratory system. NEVER allow your body to complete a circuit where that circuit crosses your chest. Your muscles can't react as fast as Alternating Current and you will go into cardiac or respiratory arrest, or sustain permanent muscle damage. In other words, either your heart quits beating or you stop breathing, neither event is a great deal of fun even if you don't meet up with Jesus. Our goal is NOT to stop breathing or our heart beats. Fortunately when dealing with automotive electricity we're not in serious danger. Of course if you've ever latched on to a spark plug cable you might think otherwise. For what it's worth, as little as 21 volts at 9 milliamps can kill you. Of course you'd have to have the electrodes placed directly across your temples or heart to do it... but the point is it's a risk. Getting an electrical shock is NOT fun. (Although when it happens to someone else, and they survive, it can be funny.) (end of sidebar)a slight problem with the math on resistance...
Biff continues, "Ok, so we can determine the resistance in a circuit if we know the voltage and the current... But just look at your headlights, they're rated at 60 WATTS. They don't have a resistance value. So how can you tell how much current they'll draw? That's a good question, you can't based on what we've been dealing with so far. A headlight, or a lamp, does not have a resistance that we can easily measure because it would be very low. A lamp has a resistance that increases as the temperature goes up. We say it has a positive temperature coefficient. Biff laughs, and says, "There I go, pseudo-intellectualizing! I sound like your kid sister... In other words, as it gets hotter it has more resistance. When you first apply power to a light bulb it has very low resistance, and LOTS of current flows through it... the current flow through it causes it to heat up. Just like what happened when you threw that switch. The current went through the wire, but it offered up resistance and heated up to the point of melting... or probably vaporizing. You do realize we're lucky you didn't burn this rig to the ground!" Biff continued with the lesson, "Because of the properties of the metal involved in the lamp, the resistance goes up, reducing the current flow, but keeping the filament hot enough to glow white hot! The problem is we can't really measure that resistance accurately as it's quite low and varies with temperature. So we use a different means to determine what the load on our battery will be."the POWER factor
Biff took a breath and said, "The use of a battery represents a DC circuit, DC stands for Direct Current. Meaning that electrons are flowing one way to the holes on the other side of the battery through our circuit. Power is what is expended across the RESISTANCE when you apply the VOLTAGE. The CURRENT going through the RESISTANCE typically creates heat, or some other release of energy. This release of energy is measure in WATTS. So, when we say a headlamp is rated at 60 Watts, we know that it is expending energy when it has 12 volts applied to it. The electrons flowing through the filament meet resistance, expend energy in the form of heat that is in the visible light spectrum and voila, we can see the trail, the road or the tree we're about to hit... Unlike right now where we see nothing because your battery dumped all it's electrons into the holes, melted your wires and nearly turned your FSJ into a road side BBQ pit." Biff looked at Billy Bob to see if he was still clinging to the concepts, "So now we need to determine how to calculate POWER. We can determine the amount of CURRENT going through the wires to the lights that are on your front bumper so we can determine how big the wire should be and how big your alternator should be." Billy Bob took an interest in what Biff was saying now. He was expecting to find the answer he was looking for and was having trouble staying awake as Biff droned on. Biff drew ANOTHER circle on the side of the road and continued."Simply put POWER, measured in Watts, is equal to VOLTAGE times CURRENT. We can also manipulate the basic formula in the same way we did with Ohm's law. So, if we take our 60 WATT lamp and divide it by 12 VOLTS we see that we have 5 AMPS flowing! Hey, NOW we're getting somewhere. Now we've got a simple way of understanding what's happening and can total up all the current flow and determine what we need for our alternator. another "magic circle"
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